How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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