So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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