There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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