Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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