ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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