I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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