2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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