i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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