I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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