My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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