It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
handjob tips. give me some.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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