I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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