dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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