belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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