Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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