I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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