like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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