Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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