why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I need a beard to bite.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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