he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Still dying that you shit outside
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
