How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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