i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We are all done wearing pants today
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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