I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You're like the curious george of whores
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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