ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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