i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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