I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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