my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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