operation harelip BJ is a go
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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