I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
