yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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