At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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