Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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