omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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