what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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