Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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