I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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