I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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