I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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