Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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