why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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