Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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