Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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