Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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