yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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