I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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