And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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