I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She even gives head with a lisp.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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