Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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