The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I came so hard my ears popped.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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