Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
pray to the hookup gods
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